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Tom Kolton

Chief Copywriter

I’m Almost Famous in the wild wild west of advertising, best known for the three things down below that I am tremendously proud of…

One.
My super badass copywriting skills in the world of advertising and writing and creativity and life.

Two.
My ability to sell anything on this planet using the power of words.

I know, it’s a mouthful, but my words sell like crazy and are designed for snow cone vendors looking to sell like hell with pretty words.

Three.
My ink-slinging –– I’ve been a hired gun for some of the coolest brands on the planet.

Now you know who your chief copywriter is, tell us how we can help you sell like crazy.

Skill

Copywriting
100%
Playing The Guitar
60%

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